The world is my table napkin
Just finished breakfast? Mucky, sticky chops?
Here's Argo's guide to how to handle the messiest moment of the day with style!
Remember, the world of your attendants is fully of handy helpers, in this case the sofas, armchairs, cushions and even your own dog bed!
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| for best results wipe your way all around the sofa |
When you've finishing lapping up and guzzling your morning fare (and I trust yours is as juicy and tasty as mine), simply whizz right round the sofa, pressing your chops to the sides, first in one direction and then the other. Ditto for armchairs etc., although the sofa is the best!
To complete your toilette, dog mattresses have handy outer cushions to push your muzzle in, completing the job to everyone's satisfaction.
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| Dog-bed cushions ideal for muzzle-wiping |
Ignore the shouts and groans of your attendants: they are simply showing you how much they love you.
Click on video to see me at work cleaning my chops
